The Sixth

How about some jokes?

A man's sitting on his couch tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth. He proceeds to toss another into the air, when his wife calls him in the other room. The peanut falls and goes directly into his ear-canal. Him and his wife attempt to remove the peanut but only proceed to push it farther and farther in. Just as they are about to go to the hospital, their daughter comes home with a boy she was on a date with, they explain to them the situation, and the boy instructs the man to sit down. The boy then sticks 2 fingers up the man's nose and tells him to close his eyes and blow as hard as he can, and sure enough, the peanut shoot right out of the man's ear. The daughter takes her date into the kitchen for some dessert. When the man and his wife are alone, she says to him, "Wow, he's really smart, what do you think he will be when he grows up?" The man replies, "Well by the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law."

Two whales are floating along the bottom of the ocean when 1 whale says to the other he's bored (for the sake of the joke, whales can communicate). As they're swimming, they see a boat and its crew floating in the middle of the ocean. For their entertainment, they decide to get underneath the boat and tip it over using their blow-holes. They do so, and the boat flips and its crew begins sinking to the bottom. As they're laughing and chuckling at their humorous prank, one whale says to the other, "Hey you know what we should do? We should go up there and eat some of the crew as an addition to the prank!" The other replies, "Whoa dude, I'm all down for the occasional blow-job, but I refuse to swallow the sea-men."

A couple after a date go back to the man's appartment. As he is getting ready to unlock the dorr the women stops him and say," I can tell a lot about how a man makes loke by how he puts tht key in that lock. If you're really shakey and can't get the key in, tht usually means your inexperienced, and I don't lime tht. On the other hand, if you shove the key in the lock and kick the door open, then tht means you're too rough, and I don't like tht either. How to you open your door?" The man says, "Well before I do anything I like to lick the lock."