The Sixth

How about some jokes?

A man's sitting on his couch tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth. He proceeds to toss another into the air, when his wife calls him in the other room. The peanut falls and goes directly into his ear-canal. Him and his wife attempt to remove the peanut but only proceed to push it farther and farther in. Just as they are about to go to the hospital, their daughter comes home with a boy she was on a date with, they explain to them the situation, and the boy instructs the man to sit down. The boy then sticks 2 fingers up the man's nose and tells him to close his eyes and blow as hard as he can, and sure enough, the peanut shoot right out of the man's ear. The daughter takes her date into the kitchen for some dessert. When the man and his wife are alone, she says to him, "Wow, he's really smart, what do you think he will be when he grows up?" The man replies, "Well by the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law."

Two whales are floating along the bottom of the ocean when 1 whale says to the other he's bored (for the sake of the joke, whales can communicate). As they're swimming, they see a boat and its crew floating in the middle of the ocean. For their entertainment, they decide to get underneath the boat and tip it over using their blow-holes. They do so, and the boat flips and its crew begins sinking to the bottom. As they're laughing and chuckling at their humorous prank, one whale says to the other, "Hey you know what we should do? We should go up there and eat some of the crew as an addition to the prank!" The other replies, "Whoa dude, I'm all down for the occasional blow-job, but I refuse to swallow the sea-men."

A couple after a date go back to the man's appartment. As he is getting ready to unlock the dorr the women stops him and say," I can tell a lot about how a man makes loke by how he puts tht key in that lock. If you're really shakey and can't get the key in, tht usually means your inexperienced, and I don't lime tht. On the other hand, if you shove the key in the lock and kick the door open, then tht means you're too rough, and I don't like tht either. How to you open your door?" The man says, "Well before I do anything I like to lick the lock."

The Fifth

For this blog I am Going into more depth of 5 FormSpring questions. Follow my FormSpring at:
www.formspring.com.me/ChadRodgers

1. whats ur favorite type of alcohol?

I seriously hate alcohol. Not like an activist (a.k.a. annoying) way, but I just hate the taste, and the feeling of being drunk isnt at all worth it. But I will drink Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay to the sun goes down. Hoorah! Tht stuff led to some interesting nights last Summer.......But anyways..

2. why do you like Alyssa?

Refering to Alyssa Pecoraro there for those of you who don't know. Its mostly because she does generally get me, and I know Ive been saying tht a lot lately but its true. I get tired of the hit it and quit it game, and while tht games a hell of a lot more fun than Monopoly, its gets old. Every now and then I like to touch base, make sure I still have a soul and still have the ability to really care about someone because once thts lost, you're fucked.

3. what would you do if someone tried to steal your gf?

I do hate saying this because of its harshness, but at tht point you got to just let'em go. If they're not serious enough to stick around and keep the relationship going, then why should I be? Ive had too much heartache and too much grief because of tht shit to play tht game again.

4. who was your last kiss?

Alyssa Pecoraro haha. She's pretty awesome man. XD And I think tht face says it all.

5. whats your fav movie?

Fight Club. Fight Club helped define me. Little weird to say tht a movie effected me in such a way, but between the plot, the moral, and the random shots of steaming pile of cock, there's nothin' more truthful or soul-speaking.

Keep asking me questions on my FormSpring guys and I'll take 5 or so at any given time and blog them in more detail.

The Fourth

This is my "I hate..." Blog.

I hate When people dip their French Fries in their Frosties. What are you fuckin high? Sugary sweet ice cream and hot deep fried vegies do not go together.

I hate when the greeter at a superstore is mentally handicapped. Very awkward. Its like automatically starting my shopping experience on a bad foot.

I hate that every douche-bag gets his own T.V. show. (Not Tosh though)

I hate people who can't say the word cinnamon. Its 3 fucking syllables, really?

I hate that you probably just said the word cinnamon quietly to yourself to make sure it has 3 syllables in it. Asshole.

I hate when someone tries to tell me that pokemon is coming back. It's dead, and its staying tht way......forever.

I hate the ending to Cloverfield.

I hate when my friends call me in the middle of the night to tell me how drunk or high they are. I was sleeping, but now I want Jello-Shots......Who could sleep at a time like this?

I hate when Miley Cyrus talks.

I hate when I hear someone singing a FreeCreditReport.com song. They're not that catchy.

I hate people who wear sunglasses indoors. Unless you're on a tanning bed, go fuck yourself.

I hate when adults refer to me as "young man". Who are you to predict my age?

I hate that no one reads my blog.

The Third

Taking requests from my friend Alyssa and from people on FB on what to talk about on this one:

Phone Sex: I believe that phone sex is when 2 ppl are on there phones talking to each when the 2 phones are sitting next to each other......If tht makes any sense.

Blue Mountain Dew: Also known as Voltage for those of a weak mind. I havent had it, I stopped drinking pop as my New Years Resolution. Yeah, I kept it all this way......Im even surprised at tht.

Karish: Aka. K-Dog Aka. Karishma. Deff the coolest person to have a science class with, especially since she lets you copy her work XD

Jordan Vincent's head: Was cracked open by Shawn Puidokis's heel. I saw it, gnarly man. Get well soon brother! much lovee!

Songs Ive learned on guitar: Bigcitydreams, Losing It, and Jane Doe by NeverShoutNever!, Nothin' On You by B.O.B., Remembering Sunday by All Time Low, Hey Soul Sister by Train, Washed Away by Joe Purdy. I also wrote an original called Oh, Mr. Teacher Man. I think theres more but I cant remember.

Breakfast: The most important meal of the day; Serving it up Gary's way, Bop.

Alyssa & Rachel: Goonville/PrudeyMcprudeson. ;P

Hula-hoop: Fun? There fun especially when your with tht one friend who cant hula and your like, "What are you, dislexic? Its a fucking hula-hoop, pull yourself together ya retard."

The Second

Rather enjoyed Tosh.O last night. I can't imagine being suck in an elevator for 41 hours, let alone 8 months. Everyone who just read tht and didnt watch Tosh is like, "Uhhhhhhh, what??" Care to find out?
http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.o/2010/06/22/preview-guy-stuck-in-an-elevator-web-redemption/
Good to hear USA's doing work in the World Cup, I guess 3rd time is a charm for calling our goals bad. Im guessing that ref's probably gonna get death letters from overzealous fans. Isnt tht always what happens? Check out this reaction vid of a pub in ATL of when we scored our winning goal against Alegeria with 8 seconds left to make top 16.
http://www.kansascity.com/2010/06/22/2040109/video-reactions-to-landon-donovans.html
Tht never gets old.

The First

And it begins....And the question arises, What am I to talk about? Hopefully interesting stuff. Nobody really has a blog where I'm from, so........W.e. I want to break ground I guess. I curretly have no followers, just like RL, but Ima find some people. For anyone who wants to know more about me, check out these links.

www.facebook.com/Spikes209
www.twitter.com/Chad_Rodgers
www.formspring.com/ChadRodgers
www.myspace.com/Spikes209